Ibro
Makanaki, the popular billionaire and self-styled turn-around expert, has an unofficial
middle name. It is Controversy. His
personality thrives on controversy and he has stamped his signature in Nigerian
business sector as Mr. Controversy personified. As he adds another year today, Ibro
Makanaki will throw a feast to mark the event. But only a few will know that
the motive behind the merriment goes beyond the ordinary. It is reported to be
a sacrificial feast for personal fortune. This special feast is held twice a
year-on his birthday and the end of the year party he holds for his staff.
A
maverick businessman, Ibro Makanaki has interest in various business enterprises,
most of which are moribund. It is also a well-known fact that, every Monday morning,
he subjects his staff to a four-hour session of Praise and Worship and management
lectures, where he is the sole bishop and lecturer. Each time he wants to
punish a subsidiary or targets a female prey, Ibro Makanaki summons an
all-night retreat at his VGC hotel, repeating worn-out case studies. Sources,
within the conglomerate disclosed to The ELITES that Ibro Makanaki fiercely
disapproves of any of his single employee bedmates from getting married and
would always work towards married ones breaking-up with their husbands. Loyalty
to him is, married women warming his bed, resuming early and closing late and
being available at the shortest of notice for spurious meetings and unscheduled
trips. The idea is to have the women at his whims and spend more time,
attending to him than their families.More than ever before, this time, there are many women who have suddenly assumed positions of power, either as CEO, GM, ED in Ibro Makanaki’s various establishments, both in and outside Nigeria. Noticeably, many of them are Third Class brains and under-qualified, but reportedly hold distinctions in servicing Ibro Makanaki’s libidinous needs.
PART ONE- THE CEO MISTRESSES
The first in this list of CEO Mistresses is Bridget. She is the CEO of the globally unseen oil and gas
company in the group. Bridget was a notable player in the banking industry before
the Recession Tsunami offloaded her. Somehow, she found herself in Ibro
Makanaki’s conglomerate. Her first assignment was at Air Nigeria, and she later
became the CEO of GFOG in curious circumstances. Coded and expertly slippery,
Bridget does most of her romping with Ibro Makanaki’s whenever on official
trips outside Nigeria. It is imperative to add that Bridget serves as MD in a
company of merely 20 people and which has handed its filling stations to
dealers. However, Bridget is said to be Ibro Makanaki’s link in the banks. She
uses her connections in the banks to either doctor books or ‘take’ documents. Bridget
recently got a brand new Prado SUV as an official car for her reward.
Next is Kafila, who became the Managing Director of the NM
last January. She does not possess any relevant experience in the business turf
she is charged to run. Kaffy is an old flake of the maverick billionaire, and
she has now joined the legion, that services his ‘needs’. This lady is reputed
to be dynamite when it comes to ‘satisfying’ her male friends. Some of them,
notably, Baba Aremu, Raymond D, Gbenguz D, Iyi Omi, Boy George and some other prominent
politicians, are reported to hold fond memories of their alliances with her.
Already, Kaffy is about to take delivery of her official car. Ironically, other
Managing Directors who are male and who are older in the system are yet to be
given official cars.
Then comes Bimbo, the Acting CEO of the not-in-any-way luxurious
hotel in Abuja. Bimbo, in a spectacular display of unprofessionalism, was made
the CEO of the hotel, without any knowledge of hospitality business or
management skill. For an otherwise 5-star hotel that was once struggling under
a thoroughbred professional Olagbemi, the hotel is now in shambles. Meanwhile, Bimbo
is a long-standing play toy to the GMD. So powerful has she become that her
husband works in the Ibro Makanaki’s insurance company. Her younger sister, a
neophyte lawyer, is also the Group Company Secretary in GF.
Also featuring on this list is Queeneth, the CEO of the energetic investment company in
the country of gold. She is Ibro Makanaki’s conduit pipe in that West African
country. Queeneth is single but not searching. This is her second missionary
journey with Ibro Makanaki, having walked out on him a few years ago when she
was GM, Treasury at NI in Nigeria. However, she became vulnerable and desperate
for a job after Ohakim, whom she worked for as an SA was removed as Governor.
Like Bridget in GF, Queeneth has had a tumultuous run in the banking sector.
But she has always relied on the power of anatomy to get by.
Ophelia also dominates the list of women in this group. She is the ED of the bank that brims with so much
energy, also in the country of gold. The Nigerian staff in the company calls
her Ofili Ganga, more for her closeness to Ibro Makanaki, than for her mammary
endowment. Ofili is the most powerful of Ibro Makanaki’s women, and probably
one of the most brilliant and truly qualified in the conglomerate. But like
others before her, she has fallen for his proverbial forbidden fruit without
realising that all that glitters in Ibro Makanaki’s world is not gold. Although
Ofili is married, her husband lives in the United States. She is said to be desperately
in love with the GMD, with the sole aim of ousting the current MD, so that she
can take over.
Seun, an ex-banker, is the GM of the group’s hotel and
hospitality company in Lagos. She prides herself in having edged out the other
contenders with her, to the throne (Ibro Makanaki’s bed). Seun signs his cheques and handles most
of his transactions. And she is usually, openly at war with other female
members in the system. Her massive pimples notwithstanding, her assets are her
voluptuous hips and easy disposition to tears.
Ibilola, a British trained lawyer came in as General Counsel
to the news-watching arm of Ibro Makanaki’s conglomerate. At the moment,
Ibilola is without any portfolio. She had the misfortune of falling head over
heels in love with the maverick billionaire, only to realize that she has been
used, dumped and probably wasted.
Until her sack mid last year, Abosede was the COO of GFI. She was one of Ibro Makanaki's longest serving staff and earliest bedmates. Abosede was fired for slapping her House Maid, Tope, whom she converted to Secretary. However, insider know the real reason for her sack. It was gathered that Ibro Makanaki was having carnal knowledge of the young House Maid. Abosede, whose previous mariage crashed on account of her devotion to her boss, also found solace in a Graphic Artiste in DN. Ibro Makanaki was said to have remarked that if Abosede could be romping with his male staff and putting their photo on Facebook, he too was free to romp her House Maid/Secretary.
PART TWO-THE EXCEPTIONS
There are a few exceptions, mainly on account of their
advanced age and the manner in which they joined the system and how they have
been carrying themselves. First in this group is Lady Isioma. She is the MD/CEO
of NR-I, and was inherited with the company. Lady Isioma is 62, and she has
conducted herself respectably. And so is Mrs. Adegoke, the MD/CEO of NI in Sao
Tome. She was also inherited with NI in Nigeria, and was recently transferred
to NI, Sao Tome. Adegoke also conducts herself decently, even though the NI she
left behind in Nigeria, is a shadow of its old self. It owes salaries, has lost
all major accounts and is now a ghost town.
PART THREE-HISTORY REPEATING ITSELF
Nearly all the ladies in Part One, and several others, who
willingly or unwittingly engage in this back-for-ground, promotion-for-hand
business in Ibro Makanaki’s business conglomerate, seem to have forgotten that
several powerful women have towed that line, previously. But ultimately, they
met their waterloo. The case of Ngozi is a classical example of this fact. She
is the former President of ICAN. Seven years ago, Ibro Makanaki lured Ngozi to
be GMD of the NG. She later realised that nothing good comes out of the man
from the riverine town in Ondo State. Ngo Baby left with regrets and
irreparable damage to her career.
Another case is that of Yetunde, and hers proved to be the
most critical. Yetunde was the most powerful person in Ibro Makanaki’s
conglomerate. She is a School Certificate holder and was his Secretary, but dramatically
rose to become the GM/COO of GFO&G after spending a dozen years with the
GMD. During her reign, Yetunde had three official cars, got her husband to work
in Ibro Makanaki’s conglomerate and a house in Ajah. She has a son, whose
paternity is in contention between Ibro Makanaki and her husband.
Unfortunately, Yetunde was finally booted out unceremoniously on spurious
allegations of disloyalty and impropriety, as regards Ibro Makanaki’s
meal.
Lastly is Bukola. She was Yetunde’s nemesis but in less than
a year, she also met her own waterloo. Bukola simply disappeared, without any
trace, and was strangely promoted as Assistant GM in absentia. So much so that
Ibro Makanaki forbade anybody from speaking about the lady, who once held his
heart captive. However, before her disappearance, Bukola had made headline on
the Internet, for receiving a dirty slap and verbal invectives from the
wife of Ibro Makanaki. She was reported to have disgraced Bukola openly for
having such a stranglehold on her husband.
Ibro Makanaki's wife, cuts the picture of a
docile and lovely lady. But she is a calculating woman, who waits for the right
time to strike.
no other than Jimoh Ibrahim
ReplyDeleteWell, the women all need deliverance else I pity their generation..
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