SO AFTER MUCH DRAMA AND SPECULATION, some statutory, undeniable and previously well-known FACTS stood out in this battle of funny-looking characters.
MOUTHY JONES, the unique character known as Femi Fani-Kayode, was once again proven not to have a punch worthy of a two year old child.
DUBIOUS JIM, the corn-chomping renegade-lookalike referred to as Iyinola Omisore, was proven to have no teeth for a Suarez-style bite.
SKINNY LEGS, the Selfie-indulging Governor fondly known as Ogbeni, was proven to be a man of his people.
SILENT JOHN, the quiet but not unassuming Hat-wearing Jazz Piano artist-like driver in the background with the title Mr. President, will be pondering how this one was lost.
DO NOT BE SURPRISED to see the SHIFT begin.
SILENT JOHN, will likely demand an explanation from MOUTHY JONES else he unleashes his famous Dogs of War (EFCC/ICPC/IGP/CNN/ blah blah blah) on him.
MOUTHY JONES will LIKELY find that he has no friends in the den and begin the scramble to be the first to congratulate and extol the virtues of his 'Oduduwa Brother' SKINNY LEGS.
And 'Sharpenly' return to the other side while screaming about the Corruption rife in a Party that is headed by a Shoeless or Clueless Leader who remains against the growth and development of the Children of Oduduwa, while sponsoring the deaths of his beloved Arewa Northern brothers and Sisters, using Treasury funds to prop up and sponsor terrorism across Nigeria, in a bid for tenure elongation by default...phew!So much smoke and no fire!
DUBIOUS JIM will LIKELY empty his barn of Corn Cobs looking for a swap-for-currency deal while nursing the pains of Loss of suspiciously acquired and now wasted zillions of dollars while looking up pleadingly at SILENT JOHN and glaringly annoyingly at MOUTHY JONES. Like Oliver Twist he would probably be asking SILENT JOHN for another opportunity to acquire and then lose more.
SKINNY LEGS will LIKELY take a few more Selfies while wearing the most outrageously ill-fitting school shorts and facing eastwards in the direction of Bourdillon with a large banner that reads "Who's Your Daddy Now?" - Not the English-speaking boyishly-cute and out-going one in Ekiti!
BTW Where was the White-rimmed Sunglasses-in-the-House wearing Hip-Hop Star of the PDP in all of this? He was conspicuously quiet or probably out shopping for his change of outfits for his pending swearing-in as Ekiti Governor.
ONE SHIFT I PRAY happens is of THOUSANDS of Military personnel (I never knew we had that many) to be deployed by the beauty-pageant prancing junior Minister of Defence to the troubled region of the North East of Nigeria.
LEST they all forget, the lull period between the Osun elections and the next political battleground (maybe Oyo) makes for the seizing of the opportunity to effectively use the Military Forces (as they were constitutionally designed) to combat Terrorism and the Sambissa Forest. There are still girls out there to look for.
OH! There is also the little matter of a potential Epidemic brought about by a wandering Liberian and known as EBOLA.
NOW that the elections have been won and lost, can THE SHIFT in focus please begin onto really IMPORTANT National and Life-Threatening Issues?
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