I just heard with one ear that the Senate has approved Dr. Goodluck Jonathan's request to borrow one billion dollars from our friends in Bretton Woods and other places to tackle the security challenges of the country. Allah be praised. I don't have too much to say about this one. Just one point. I expect Mr. President to borrow nine hundred and ninety million dollars only. Of the one billion he requested, we apparently already had 10 million dollars which our South African friends seized because we claimed that the Nigerian state was coming to buy black market weapons on South African soil without the knowledge of the South African authorities.
And because the Americans are aiding and abetting terrorism by blocking our access to arms to fight Boko Haram, we shipped the ten million dollars cash illegally to South Africa on a jet we had hitherto announced to the world is meant to carry the good news of the gospel of Jesus Christ across Nigeria and the African continent. The gospel being too heavy, too burdensome for the original purpose of the plane, we repurposed her to ferrying illegal cash across the continent, cash being an infinitely lighter luggage than the Bible. After all, the Christ in whose name we claimed to have bought the plane had said, “Come to me, all you who labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. For my yoke is easy and my burden is light". We replaced the heavy yoke of the Bible with the light burden of crisp American dollars on that plane.
Still in conformity with the theme of Jesus Christ and the gospel, another Nigerian has killed eighty something South Africans while apparently cutting corners with a building. This is the heaviest loss of South African lives outside of South Africa so it is a very very very big deal for our friends in Azania. It doesn't help that this powerful Nigerian is enjoying the tacit cover of the Nigerian state as he has received visits from the irresponsible rulers of that state. Even with a good name, Nigeria is a dog that minority but extremely vocal fringe xenophobes in South African society are always ready to hang. Now, add gun running, money laundering, and murder to the name of that dog and see how swiftly the hanging will happen. I'll be surprised if the coconut isn't already being cracked on the heads of innocent members of the Nigerian community in South Africa.
That is to say that this may not be a politically correct time for President Jonathan to attempt to get back our money from Pretoria, attempted gun running on South African soil and a heavy loss of South African lives in the hands of a Nigerian merchant of illusion being a deadly combination of bad naming for a dog that South Africans are always already a tad willing to hang. But he must get that money back somehow. Since we said it was for arms, there is no reason to borrow one billion dollars. Borrow 990 million dollars only. Add the ten million dollars in detention in Pretoria to it and you got your one billion dollars.
May Boko Haram be finally be defeated with this new cash injection Mr. President.
N.B.
Mr. President sir, calvary greetings to your 2015 war chest in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ...
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